lezbianz:

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

(via hotboyproblems)

warnadudenexttime:

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors:

warnadudenexttime:

How writers and artists out here just like SIT DOWN and just MAKE content? The fantasy I desire.

step 1: open word document

step 2: become possessed by a writing daemon and black out for three hours

step 3: wake up and edit out arcane gibberish

step 4: profit

Directions were confusing, my hand is stuck in a toaster

(via eudoraz25)

separateskins:

me: I’m watching eternal monarch for the plot.

the plot:

meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

(via justinesan)

cynicz:

amoyed:

cynicz:

amoyed:

I’m pretty sure 90% of my mutuals dislike me

me

I made the post, so it’s me. Not you

you dumb bitch I meant I’m your mutual and I hate you. This is why we hate you

(via justinesan)

lolihunter:

i have a unique art style. i call it “i tried”

(via justinesan)

silverhawk:

catopumas are so interesting 2 me bc theres only two species so far in the genus, and its either

a very gentle looking asian golden cat

very kind looking, round. 10/10

and then the other in the genus is

the bay cat, or as i like to call them - the weasel cat. long, kinda weird looking, but still 10/10 despite the weaselness.

(via justinesan)

greatcaveoffensive:

(via bestfunny)